About Kate

List of the ways I identify:
She/Her
Jedi
Mother of Five Dragons
Gryffindor (despite my best efforts to be a Hufflepuff)
Matthew's Wife
Cisgender
Northern European White Mutt
Birth Doula
Postpartum Doula
Birth Doula Trainer at Birth Arts International
Lactation Educator
Childbirth Educator
Anti-Racist
Straight Ally
Super Geeky
Monogamous
Sex-Positive
Liberal as Fuck
Feminist
I like Macaroni way too much to be as lactose intolerant intolerant and farty as I am when I eat it.
I have a second stomach JUST for desserts so if I say I'm full and you were just going to offer me pie, still offer the pie. I have space for it.
If I offend you, tell me and I will likely apologize, unless you are an asshole and then I will likely work extra hard to offend you further.
Gin & Tonic please, Hendrick's if you have it, Sapphire if you don't. Not Aviation (sorry Ryan Reynolds... I want to like it because you're gorgeous but I just don't). Extra lime.
She/Her
Jedi
Mother of Five Dragons
Gryffindor (despite my best efforts to be a Hufflepuff)
Matthew's Wife
Cisgender
Northern European White Mutt
Birth Doula
Postpartum Doula
Birth Doula Trainer at Birth Arts International
Lactation Educator
Childbirth Educator
Anti-Racist
Straight Ally
Super Geeky
Monogamous
Sex-Positive
Liberal as Fuck
Feminist
I like Macaroni way too much to be as lactose intolerant intolerant and farty as I am when I eat it.
I have a second stomach JUST for desserts so if I say I'm full and you were just going to offer me pie, still offer the pie. I have space for it.
If I offend you, tell me and I will likely apologize, unless you are an asshole and then I will likely work extra hard to offend you further.
Gin & Tonic please, Hendrick's if you have it, Sapphire if you don't. Not Aviation (sorry Ryan Reynolds... I want to like it because you're gorgeous but I just don't). Extra lime.